Showing posts with label mystery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mystery. Show all posts

Sunday, November 30, 2008

murder history

I... I must be looking at a picture. I see two feet. I see two legs. I see.. tubes... wires.. finger tips

Today on Soldier of Time, we explore Ancient Civilization- ruins, books, transparent artifacts on transparent actors - Ancient Wars - fire, smoke, red marble and fat men with woven crowns - And Ancient WARRIORS - sword on sword, blood on blood, corpse on corpse and the smoke is still burning, people still screaming

"Hey... you OK?"

He looks at me as if he is both empathetic and revolted by my apparent weakness at the same time. He must be aware of the slightly condescending ring in his voice, because he looks at the corpses too, as if he expects to see what I see... what he used to see. Nothing changes, and he is impatient.

"You better get your shit together, or you're gonna end up just like...", he isn't sure, "...That. Seriously man. You know what they say. You can check out...

...they used brutal tactics, forcing the Spanish forces to retreat to the river, cutting off their exit, and surrounding them on either side.............. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow CAT FOOD! Meeeeeow!....Has this ever happened to you? Try UltraClean!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Murder Mystery

Sergeant... you're going to want to see this. Yikes. Multiple head wounds huh? That's rare. looks like The Perp used some sort of jagged object to make the insertions. Zoom. Sergent looks at private. Looks like he was just too Metal OR i guess it's true: You can check out, but you can never leave. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow CAT FOOD! Meeeeeow! ..... Safe.. reliable... Army of One! Daniels, would you run this sample by CDC, see if you get any matches.Yes sir. Thanks.. oh.. hows your sister? She is doing OK... the accident was traumatic for her. I can understand that. Tell her if she needs anything, she can call me. Sergeant! Whats on your mind Skanks? Well, me and Gomez ran a powder party on the CS again... and we came across some things we missed the first time. Huh... looks like the murderer wasn't the stabbing kind.. looks like he was more of the..... kind.... joke... commercials.

I am not sure if I can't feel my legs, or my legs can't feel me. I would ask, but that's silly.

Door break!
*sigh... looks all clear. Gomez, you take the kitchen, Skanks, I want you in the bedroom, and I will take the back yard. Time to get dirty. smug grin. Meow meow meow weow weow...